Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray I have no dreams of that creep. And if I wake having dreamt of my ex, does that mean that I'm a mess?
We all wonder what our dreams mean, yet it seems no one has a clue, at least not a real one. There's speculation that our dreams are our inner desires or representative pictures of a larger feeling we have. In that case, does that mean when that snake chased me on the school bus and my ex pushed me out the emergency exit window resulting in a concussion that I want my ex to rescue me from my #singlegirlproblems? I'd guess not. Yet, there's this obsession to figure out why we can't get him out of our head day and night. (Cudi was on to something there)
Either way, maybe you miss him, maybe you want him back, maybe you thought about him right before you went to sleep. Who knows? I sure don't I'll tell you that. What I do know is that I'm ready to shake the chains of my dictating heart and set my dreams free. Here's my five before-bed remedies to stop dreaming about "him."
1. Eat something spicy
Your tummy will be rumbling so bad, all you'll be dreaming about is your bathroom...or a big jalapeno pepper chasing after you.
2.Watch a scary movie
Now in this scenario, it is possible for you to dream about your ex snatching you from the claws of Freddy. However, watching a scary movie almost always leads to nightmares. (WARNING: do not try this if nightmares cause you any stress or pain)
3. Take a sleeping pill
You'll be knocked out so cold, you won't even be able to produce a thought.
4. Get drunk
There's this amazing ability to have the best sleep of your life after one too many shots. Your morning will suck but hey, at least you won't dream about your ex.
5. Have sex
As the saying goes, 'to get over someone, get under someone else.' Not only will slapping the base with some random Tyrone soothe your feelings about your ex, but if Tyrone does what he's supposed to do, you'll be sleeping like a baby afterwards.
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