The Tale of Two Women



Past the times of dowries, hoop skirts, and weekly allowances from our significant other, we as women are more emotionally stable, socially involved, and physically independent—well most of us. We wear suits better than any men and these days make more money than them. We have gained a power that a woman like Eleanor Roosevelt saw a long time coming. However, despite the fact that we have attained this new freedom in our roles as dominant femmes, to what extent should we stretch the idea of the “modern woman?”

On too many instances I’ve heard females use the inaccurate example of being a “modern woman” as the reason as to why they act in the sexually suggestive way that they do. Give it up sweethearts—a hoe is still a hoe (sorry I couldn’t think of a more articulate word than this; I mean if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck it’s a hoe). Anyway, here are five ways to tell the difference between a modern woman and a sexually eager girl (ah that’s better).

1. The Modern Woman considers sex a hobby; The Hoe considers sex a form of employment.

(Now don’t get me wrong here, a hoe considers sex to be a hobby as well, she just expects to receive monetary or material compensation for her actions, unlike the modern woman.)

2. The Modern Woman isn’t afraid to discuss her sexuality; The Hoe overtly expresses it.

3. The Modern Woman doesn’t need a boyfriend; The Hoe has never had one…just partners.

4. The Modern Woman idolizes Michelle Obama; The Hoe dresses up like Nicki Minaj.

Lastly…

5. The Modern Woman carries herself with class; The Hoe carries condoms.

Make sure you know the difference ladies!